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A Stay-at-home Dad's Restaurant In An Alternate World
by Whispering Jianghu
In Chaos City on the Norland Continent, there is a strange restaurant.Here, elves and dwarves share tables. Beastmen are prohibited from making a din, and giant dragons can only seat around the tiny square in front of the restaurant. Even demons have to bring their own stools…But it is such a strange restaurant that has long lines outside every day.Elves are stuffing kebabs, paying no mind to their manners; giant dragons are sitting around a hot pot, strainers in their hands; demons are eating n…
Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique
by Wang Zi's Old Bun
The once most powerful ancient forbidden divine art, the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique has been lost for millions upon millions of years.Countless years later, youth Lin Feng who was down on his luck, managed to obtain the number one ancient forbidden divine art, the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique by chance.When Lin Feng departed from a tiny city of the northern-most area in the world, a legendary story would begin.This is a world with experts as many as the trees in a forest, a world whe…
Parasite (Gu) Breeding Longveity Path: Starting from the love-enamored Gu
by Thousand Lakes True Person
Upon awakening, Zhou Sui finds himself a low-level Qi Refiner in the Cultivation World. Fortunately, he obtains the Supreme Gu God Bowl, which allows him to cultivate various Gu Insects.Cultivating the Spring Autumn Gu can prolong his life and bestow immortality.Cultivating the Golden Cicada Gu grants the ability to revive the dead and regenerate flesh and bone.Cultivating the Dragon Elephant Gu gives him the Power of Dragon Elephant and the Dragon Elephant's Body, making him invulnerable.Yet, t…
Martial Arts Domination: Start with the Dragon Elephant Prajna Technique
by Young Master Lincheng
In the twilight years of the dynasty, treacherous villains rose to power and demons plagued the world.Qin Zheng, bearing a scroll of virtuous deeds, traveled through time and found that by beheading those wrapped in sin, he could attain virtue and enhance his martial arts prowess.Thus, Qin Zheng glanced at the Ghost Head Greatsword in his hand."The auspicious moment has come, to the execution!"With a great shout, Qin Zheng swung his blade and beheaded his target!!----------------This book is als…
Mated To My Boyfriend’s Dad
by HeeSha_TA
[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT.]In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate.Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Is…
I Can Bring In-game Items Out
by Meng's Dad
“I’m just a normal person who also has personal storage power.”When the next-gen VR game, Second World, finally arrived, the MC took a bottle of water out of his personal storage and took a sip before he was stunned.“T-this is inside the game, right?”From that day onward, he could bring in-game items out into the real world and vice versa. His life was completely changed.
Submitting to My Best Friend's Dad
by Scarlett Rossi
“Do you want to know how this works?” he whispered.“Yes!” I gasped in response to his tug on my hair. “I want to know.”“Yes, what?” he asked, causing my mind to swirl with the realization of what he was into.“Yes, sir. I can be a good girl.” ****For Becca, going to Miami brought up old childhood memories with her best friend, Tally. She needed the break after a rough year attending Yale and a break-up with her boyfriend, Chad. She didn’t expect for her summer of fun to include sleeping with Jame…
Urban Most Awesome Dad
by Zi Mo Yan Ran
He was once a great Immortal, but his attempt to ascend the Nine Heavens ended in failure. Reincarnated on the Blue Star, as he opened his eyes, he found himself with an adorable daughter. And a stunningly beautiful wife?"Daddy, can you cast a spell for me?""I could even pluck the stars from the sky for you."
Your Dad Is My Daddy Now
by Raivin_Holmes
Claudia Quinn Ornella is a freelancer writer who is good at speaking and stringing words very well. She even received a big project in creating informational writing content on social media from a big company.She fell in love with a man named Yohan Morgan Davidson, the son of the owner of the Aiha company engaged in the manufacture of medical device technology.However, the sincere love and support both mentally and financially for her lover was not really sincere Yohan received.He only used Clau…
Immortality: Raising an Ant Queen to Cultivate by increasing stat points
by Draw Smoke
Grade Three Ironclad Battle Demon Ant (extremely rare species), with a lifespan of 30.5 years, possesses special abilities (immense strength, swiftness, armor-piercing, soul-eroding poison, moderate intelligence +, possesses mid-level carapace, demonization; in a demonized state, its speed increases fivefold, attack strength tenfold, defense fivefold).Puppet Worker Ants can capture creatures of the same grade or lower.Elephant Trunk Soldier Ants can release chemical substances to attack enemies.…
There's No Way My Dad Is A Legendary Cultivator
by Eternal Dream
Jiang Ping transmigrated to a world of the cultivation and became the chief of a deteriorating cultivation family. Most importantly, he had three cute and playful daughters.Because the world of cultivation out there is too dangerous and his daughters are too young, Jiang ping chose to hide their identities and live in a small town of ordinary people. He kept warning his daughters that the world out there is too dangerous, so don’t make any trouble.“Daughters, you must remember that there are ton…
Starting With One Million Luck Points
by I am Second Senior
In this world, Planet Earth had undergone great changes and humanity is faced with extreme danger. Luckily, humans have something called the Heaven Dao software. After downloading the software, Zhou Hao received one million luck points and used it to open a mystery box and obtain the “108 Levels of Dragon Elephant Wisdom Technique”…Also, Zhou Hao realized that with enough luck points, he could even get his crush to sleep with him! In this world full of Insect Race warriors and Demon Race experts…
Signing In At Mount Sword For 100 Years To Become Invincible
by swordking
# SWORDMAN # EMPRESS # LOVEY-DOVEYLin Ran was transmigrated to a fantasy world and was the top scorer during the martial arts exam.He was assigned to protect the empress, but because he did not give presents to the general director in charge of the palace affairs, he was demoted to a guard at Mount Sword.His only job was to clean the swords stored on the mountain.[You have cleaned the broken sword, Fire Stream. You have been rewarded with 50% proficiency of the Heaven Fire Sword Will.][You have …
Sweet Mom, Rich Dad: Eight Adorable Children
by TheHana
After an accidental one-night stand with a mysterious man, Charlotte Johnson had eight children. Four years later, Charlotte lived a blissful life with her eight genius children. Although her life was tough, in her eye's, everything was worth it.However, Henry Stevens, the wealthiest and most powerful man in the Imperial City, disrupted her previously uneventful life. At first, he thought that she was playing hard to get, so he was disdainful of her.However, afterwards, he realized that not only…
I Become Invincible By Signing In
by Sweet Brand Chewtoy
Wang Yi had just transmigrated when he experienced being cheated on, going through a divorce, and being kicked out of his home. These were events faced by a useless male character. However, he soon discovered that this world seemed out of sorts. There were martial arts grandmasters and martial arts clans?Fortunately, he activated the Martial Arts Sign In System. [You have successfully signed in and obtained the Dragon Elephant Wisdom Technique. Please cultivate according to the instructions.]Thu…
Grand Dad Is The Pervert God
by Dere_Isaac
{Warning: Mature Content}Porno is just a click away on any phone.The God of perversion (Eros) is now the strongest God in the heavens. Even the king of the gods is scared, and so the gods plan and betray him for his power.But just before he fades out of existence. His favorite concubine risks her life to save his soul and hides it in another realm.Around the same time another person also experiences reincarnation.However, the only compatible body is that of an old noble man with lots of problems…
Her Two Dads(BL)
by Sweet_Vanilla553
The nine years old girl didn't want to share her dad with the woman who was going to join them as a mom for her."I don't share my dad with any girl. He is only mine!"She firmly thought her dad could only be hers."If you don't want a mom, then what about another dad?"Her dad tricked her and became a family with his boyfriend."Do you like how we are?"He asked his daughter again to see if she was really happy about her decision."Yeah, I love my both dads!"She answered cutely while melting their hea…
Mr. CEO's Substitute Bride
by Elephant cross river
"Titus Zane, since you've done it, you have to bear the consequences!"At the engagement banquet of childhood sweethearts, Titus Zane is drunk.Sitting on the fourth-floor viewing platform, watching the man approaching step by step, she says, Nathan Moore, let's make a deal. If I jump from here and don't die, then let me go...Fine, his emotionless response was a single word, displaying his ruthlessness.Titus Zane smiled, the curve of her lips beautifully tragic and dazzling, slowly spreading her a…
Mr. Tycoon's True Love: Mommy Spoiled By Bossy Dad
by TheHana
[MATURE CONTENT]Betrayed by her sister, Nidia South ended up having a one-night stand with a random man. Eight months later, her premature pregnancy made it to the news.Jackson Cunningham, Baile City's business tycoon, immediately recognized her on the news and forcefully took custody of their child. However, the child only wanted his mother's breast milk, hence Nidia was brought to the mansion as well. She had thought that this was a cold and cruel man, a cold-blooded capitalist, but in reality…
Urban Medical Immortal Dad
by Ming Xie
Mo Han was in a tough spot. His daughter, Chen Chen, needed a lot of money, three hundred thousand, for an operation to treat her leukemia. He didn't have the cash and didn't know what to do. So, he tried to come up with some sneaky plans near a bar, hoping to raise the money that way. But things went from bad to worse when an old classmate who had rejected him in college caught him red-handed. She made fun of him and made him feel even worse.When Mo Han's wife, Luo Ning, found out about the sit…